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God Is Like…


14 Nov God Is Like…

“Thank heaven for little girls! One very cute little girl walked into the office carrying a copy of a paper she had written. To my knowledge it is original with her. If not, apologies to any other author. In these days when commercials and ads are a large part of our lives, she had put some new thoughts to some well known phrases. Here are some samples.

God is like:

Ford – He has a better idea

Coke – He is the real thing

Bayer Aspirin – He works wonders

Pan Am – He makes the going great

General Electric – He lights your path

Hallmark Cards – He cares enough to send the very best

Pepsi – He’s got a lot to give

Tide – He gets the stains out that others leave behind

VO5 Hair Spray – He holds through all kinds of weather

Standard Oil – You can expect more from Him, and you get it

Ivory Soap – He’s 100% pure

Lifeboy Soap – He gives you a big lift

Dial Soap – Aren’t you glad you know Him? Don’t you wish everyone did?

Alka-Seltzer – Try Him, you’ll like Him

Nothing more needs to be said except the conclusion of our little friend’s paper: And that’s really the end.”

Written by Rev. Robert l’Homme and published in the October 28 Indianapolis News.