14 Nov God Is Like…
“Thank heaven for little girls! One very cute little girl walked into the office carrying a copy of a paper she had written. To my knowledge it is original with her. If not, apologies to any other author. In these days when commercials and ads are a large part of our lives, she had put some new thoughts to some well known phrases. Here are some samples.
God is like:
Ford – He has a better idea
Coke – He is the real thing
Bayer Aspirin – He works wonders
Pan Am – He makes the going great
General Electric – He lights your path
Hallmark Cards – He cares enough to send the very best
Pepsi – He’s got a lot to give
Tide – He gets the stains out that others leave behind
VO5 Hair Spray – He holds through all kinds of weather
Standard Oil – You can expect more from Him, and you get it
Ivory Soap – He’s 100% pure
Lifeboy Soap – He gives you a big lift
Dial Soap – Aren’t you glad you know Him? Don’t you wish everyone did?
Alka-Seltzer – Try Him, you’ll like Him
Nothing more needs to be said except the conclusion of our little friend’s paper: And that’s really the end.”
Written by Rev. Robert l’Homme and published in the October 28 Indianapolis News.